A starship captain uncovers a grievous injustice.

Director's Commentary:

• STOS Kirk would probably just seeth internally about this, but I'm pretty sure that the new Kirk would drag the cook over the counter by the lapels and get those waffles now.
• "Frakking?" "Gorram?" "Tanj?" I finally settled on "Frigging" as a way of keeping this relatively universe-neutral.
• In related news, if you haven't seen this classic by Eddie Izzard, please do so now.