This very special non-holiday episode is exactly what you needed to not hear when you aren't not celebrating all those not wonderful not holidays.

Crappy Blue Gear (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1652)

A live freeform expression of music and spoken word, with input from callers to 1-800-Weirdos and friends of weirdos.com – improvisational and interactive – the WEIRDEST SHOW EVER! Live interactive international improvisational musical multimedia mash-ups! Call 800-934-7367 or Skype weirdos999 to be on the air!